Hots For Hermione


She can cast a spell on me
Any day, any week, any time I’m free.
We think Hogwarts girls are pretty,
But we’ve got the hots for Hermione.
She’s the girl that’s right for me, you see,
She appears every night, up in my dreams.
I turn red every time she looks at me,
And everybody in school starts laughing.


Everyone knows I have the hots for Hermione,
And I hope she has the same feelings for me,
Once I know that this is true I will surely be happy,
Until then she will always be the girl of my dreams.


We see her all around the sky,
Even when we go to Denny’s to get some pie.
When I’m up on stage playing with my band,
When she watches me I feel like a man.
When Hagrid comes to give advice,
Hermione is the one to think it twice.
Voldemort is back now from the grave,
Now I can prove to her that I am brave.


Everyone knows I have the hots for Hermione,
And I hope she has the same feelings for me,
Once I know that this is true I will surely be happy,
Until then she will always be the girl of my dreams.